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Of course not. Oh well.

Inside. I immediately start teasing Cornfed...

Cornfed: "Oh my god, you should see your facial expressions! They are hilarious and on point!"

We head up front. Fat girls dancing....

Me: "Go fat girls! Go fat girls! Go fat girls! Go! Go! Go!"

They look over. I guess they can hear me. And I don't care...

Me: "Go! Go! Go!"

I see a girl dancing on a guy. I mimic her dances, as if to mock her. She starts laughing. God, I'm so drunk. What the fuck is this shit!? A guy with a fucking turban on his head? That looks like a fucking diaper? Since when was it cool to wear mothafucking Huggies on your head?

Me: "Look at this guy! He has fucking Huggies on his head! Look mah! No leaks!"

The Peacemaker and Cornfed are laughing their asses off. "Throw Some D's" comes on. I look over at the fat girls...

Me: "Fuck throwing some D's on that bitch! Someone needs to throw a fucking diet on her ass!"

They keep laughing. I look at the guy wearing a fucking diaper on his head...

Me: "Where's his fucking magic camel!? Kaboobie! Where are you Kaboobie!?"

Still laughing...

Me: "You act like they don't exist! He's hiding it in his turban! All brown people have one! Hey brown guy, hey brown guy, where's your flying camel!?"

All three of us leave. I see a black ass lookin' mothafucka standing in an alley...

Me: "Hey, Darkness!"

This mothafucka looked like one of them Pacman ghost niggas after Pacman eats their ass. You know, when the only thing you can see is their white eyes flying back to the center of the maze.

"WAKA, WAKA, WAKA, WAKA"

This nigga looked like the same exact thing. Lookin like he was running for the light so you could see his ass again. Like a fucking crispy fuckin' toasted apple fritter or some shit...