Online Dating Advetures

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  1. https://viewer.joomag.com/women-communication-women/0756875001636543402?short&
  2. https://okcupid.clubeo.com/actualite/2021/11/10/the-most-important-thing-about-sex.html
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  5. https://okcupid.clubeo.com/actualite/2021/11/10/miserable-pick-up-artists.html
  6. https://gitter.im/matchmakerinc/community
  7. https://ls-pool.brandenburg.de/en/wiki/-/wiki/Main/A+Position+of+Power
  8. https://ls-pool.brandenburg.de/en/wiki/-/wiki/Main/Discussions+On+Vietnam+Women
  9. https://eternagame.org/players/292481
  10. https://eternagame.org/players/292483
  11. https://myworldgo.com/blog/24675/real-players-versus-pretend-players-or-pua-s
  12. https://comicvine.gamespot.com/profile/brides/about-me/
  13. https://seahorse.com/users/brides/
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  15. Dutches: "Wait, what's MY name?"
  16.  
  17. Me: "That's irrelevant. You fucked up my name, and that's all that matters."
  18.  
  19. We talk some...
  20.  
  21. Dutches: "Lets play a game!"
  22.  
  23. We play one of those bar videosgames together, and I tell her how much she sucks at it. I dominate. What? I am an asshole. I'm the guy that will not let a woman win just because she's a woman. She causes us to lose yet again...
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  25. Dutches: "Give me another dollar! I paid for the first game!"
  26.  
  27. Hah. Nope. Next time, ask nicely, and I'll think about it. She runs off, comes back while I'm talking to JDizzle...
  28.  
  29. Ducthes: "My friends are leaving! Can I stay with you guys!?"
  30.  
  31. Sigh. I guess so. That makes two girls we're taking home tonight.
  32.  
  33. I show a couple of my friends how to number close quickly. At least three different girls in under two minutes each. I make this shit look easy.
  34.  
  35. A group of two girls. I go in and talk massive shit about how I can kick anyone's ass in beerpong. They take me up for my challenge, and one of the girls asks me to wait on her beerpong partner. She finds her and then comes to find me. Introduces me. I talk more shit.
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  37. OK, so we have girls coming home tonight. I gotta get everyone together so we can go. What happens? Everytime I go find one guy, someone else walks off. What the fuck? What part of "I have three different groups of women coming home with us, stay here." don't you understand?
  38.  
  39. Some of the girls tire of waiting and walk off. And apparently someone scared away one girl while I was away gathering everyone. Yeah, you know I'm pissed off. Tonight is one of my nights when I'm on fire and I feel like I can have any girl that I want.
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  41. We return to Misha's with whoever's left. Another girl comes over. I guess Super invited her over. We start trash talking each other. The tension? It's there. The long stares at each other, followed by more trash talking. People scatter about.
  42.  
  43. Super has been sitting next to her chit-chatting about absolute bullshit for entirely too long. I decide to fuck around and start texting him...
  44.  
  45. Me: "Kino! Kino! Escalate! DHV! IOI! Hahahaha!"
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