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The Online Dating Saga

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  18. all smooth and whisper in her ear. She sits down on the stairs. He sits next to her, looks back at me, smiles. He thinks he has me beat. Hah. If he knows anything about basic female psychology, then he would know that the girl is going to go after the guy that wants her less, the one not smothering her.
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  20. Water Guns. Just what I needed. Something to play with, tease her with. I grab one. Fill it up with water....
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  22. Flipper: "OH MY!!!! I'm going to get you!"
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  24. She jumps up and goes for one. I look at the guy. Smile. Busted up his game. The fun guy will beat the smooth guy every time. Big Misha and Tes grab the last two guns, leaving the third guy water gunless. We have a big water fight while he's just standing around.
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  26. We all are fighting over the water faucet...
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  28. Flipper: "Move! It's my turn!"
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  30. Me: "Let me see your gun real quick!"
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  32. She gives it to me. Big mistake. I start squirting her with both guns...
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  34. Flipper: "AAAAAHHHHHH!!"
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  36. She snatches it out of my hand. We're both fighting over the faucet. Her hand is on mine, and her ass is pressed against my dick. The Jaws theme starts playing...
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  38. *duhn duhn...duhn duhn duhn...duhn duhn duhn duhn...duhn duhn duhn duhn duhn duhn duhn duhn!*
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  40. The fucking third guy is literally standing directly next to us. What the fuck is he doing? Talk about fucking creepy. I can tell that how close we are is getting inside of his head. I go stand by the doorway, looking out...
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  42. *SPLASH*
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  44. Me: "Oh shit! It's fucking on now!"
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  46. *SPLASH*
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  48. Me: "Come here! I'm going to fucking get you now!"
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  50. *SPLASH*
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  52. Fuck that. I lift her up, throw her over my shoulder. Head outside...
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  54. Me: "I'm throwing you in the fucking pool now!"
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